Yesterday marked my entry into the thoroughly brilliant Five Men's Fashion First Impressions over on Daddy Likey. Both her brother and I see the German porn connection.
Even before his current resurgence and redemption from public nudity and drugs, Robert Downey Jr. was one of my favourite actors. His turn as Chaplin was two hours of brilliance, and the clips from the Tropic Thunder trailer have me chomping at the bit to see the movie (Style Snatcher's criticism notwithstanding.)
And don't get me started on his moustache.
So it pains me somewhat that his cinematic and facial hair brilliance doesn't seem to translate to his personal style. Is there anything particularly galling about his look? The strange, thick-soled kicks are forgivable, as are the too baggy jeans in the questionable wash. Even the messenger bag with what appears to be a psychotic bunny pattern has a certain everything-Japanese-is-cool chic. The blazer is a tasteful, two-button number with peaked lapels that is a little too wide in the shoulders but is otherwise inoffensive.
So why has he paired it with a shirt made of Christmas wrapping paper?
I am told that some people consider Adam Levine sexy. No, really. The word appears all the time in magazine articles about him. I for one am completely flumoxed by the man. He sounds like a bad Stevie Wonder impersonator, one that gets work at really small county fairs. Yet he must be some kind of magician because he gets to write songs about how many women want him and then film videos with those women (even one with Rihanna).
I guess his dark magic means he can leave the house in a pajama shirt and no one says tickety-boo. Except me. Nice shirt, Levine.